06 June 2010

Israel's Tralfamadorians

Career fucknut Netanyahu on the Rachel Corrie:
We saw today the difference between a ship of peace activists, with whom we don't agree but respect their right to a different opinion from ours, and between a ship of hate organised by violent Turkish terror extremists
Now, our Bibi has missed one fundamental factor, that one event happened after the other. Obviously he (and his bullshitter in chief Mark Regev) have trouble thinking fourth-dimensionally, so I'll explain why this is significant. You see, while the people on the Mavi Marmara had no idea what would happen to the Rachel Corrie, the people on board the Rachel Corrie knew that when the Mavi Marmara had been hijacked, people who resisted were liable to get shot in the face at point blank range. This is caused by complex chronological stuff that most lay people would struggle with, but suffice to say, the Rachel Corrie knew to sit down and shut up or die in a way the Mavi Marmara did not.

To those acquainted with advanced physics, clocks, logic or calendars, this seems the most plausible explanation. However, those of us who don't buy into all that anti-Israel nonsense about learning from the past will understand that the ONLY difference is that one boat is owned by a vaguely respectable White, Western European country, and the other one was crammed sky-high with dirty Turks just itching to get martyred because that's what their monkey-god wants from them. Don't let the PC brigade tell you otherwise.

PS: Lenin has a characteristically excellent analysis of the situation (though I take issue with his exoticising, tacitly anti-Semitic use of "hasbara and chutzpah" where "propaganda and brass balls" would have done just as well).

Update: savages, it turns out.

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