02 May 2009

Good News from Israel

Firstly: Swine flu. Now if I was an adherent of a religion which considered pigs unclean, naming a disease after pigs wouldn't make me angry. It would make me insufferably smug. We may be on the verge of a global pandemic of self-satisfied Jews and Muslims, so semantics should be the least of our worries.

Secondly, Israel just got wiped off the map. Literally. Wasn't as bad as you expected, was it?

Update: Plus your fucked-up arthropods generate AWESOME HEADLINES.

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